February 2011
20 posts
OLIVIA PYLE...AGAIN
I’LL POST BABY VIDEOS ON HERE, DONNNNT MAKE ME DO IT.
OLIVIA PYLE
QUIT POSTING MY BUTT ON TUMBLR.
January 2011
77 posts
Price? One first born child please.
Me: She's officially my fairy godmother. I now owe her my first born though. (Talking about Kat)
Manda: I HELPED TOO. YOU'D BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.
Me: BUT YOU'RE MY MOMMA! YOU HELP ME BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME! FAIRY GODMOTHERS CHARGE A PRICE!
Manda: I WANT TO CHARGE. YOU OWE ME A COOKIE.
Me: MOTHERS CAN'T CHARGE! THEY GET UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FROM THEIR CHILDREN! THAT'S IT BITCH!
Manda: YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAUGHTER! I KIDNAPPED YOU FROM A TRAVELING CIRCUS!
Me: TOO BAD.
Manda: ALL RIGHT FINE. I LOVE YOU BABYGIRL. EAT YOUR VEGGIES AND DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS.
Me: That's more like it.
(kickass, i'm a fairy godmother now, DREAMS DO COME TRUE)
transspeakyourmind asked: THANKYOU so much! <33 that means a lot :D i love her so much. we will work, i know it. we are very commited to eachother.
WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK
olivia just jumped on my back and it popped and it hurts, her ass isn’t cushin for the pushin, and motherfucking bitch dropped her laptop on my face.
fuck my life
HAAAAAAAAAAALP
…….olivia farts smell
h00k4h b4r
so tonight, i went too ^ with olivia & maddie. it was a little awkward at first since i dont know maddie but we warmed up. we met up at the hookah bar with jacob and sam, more awkward because i know jacob but not tight, ya know what i mean? well olivia and maddie walked away after awhile and so did jacob which left me and sam and we dont talk much so we picked up conversation. we talked for...
Olivia: *makes upset noise*
Me: whats wrong? Did your pizza fall apart?
Olivia: no, my mouth just isnt big enough
Me: and this is why you're gay
this is why we're bestfriends
Me: pssst, guess what
Olivia: what?
Me: i just farted, hehehe
Olivia: hahaha me too!
